Wet T-Shirt Competition?
October 11th 2006 07:21
I want to talk about tits. Big tits, Small tits, Fake tits, Wonky tits…if it has a nipple it's open for discussion. One minute they're all huge in women's magazines, then small, then they pull a disappearing act on us…at the moment I'm not entirely sure whether bigger is better or smaller is sexier. Keira Knightly genetically lost them, Lindsay Lohans' popped up out of thin air, and supermodels threw theirs up with last nights dinner. They get pulled, prodded and pushed enough…and that's just putting on a bra! So why don't we give the tits some time out?! Most women are unhappy with their breasts, some won't admit it…but when women stand in front of the mirror and see that one is bigger than the other, or that they simply can't find them, or that they are so overtly present that they begin to droop, women notice. That is, because unlike men's chests women's are paraded everywhere. Between wet t-shirt competitions, Hooters, billboards, advertising, celebrities, television, movies, magazines and women's fashion the world is severely overpopulated with bare and nearly bare breasts. This means women now have something to compare their breasts with, and like fingerprints, no pair will be the same, so women will never be happy as they don't have the publicised breasts and even if they have similar, it will never be the same…thus discontentment continues. What I really want to know though is why aren't we publiscising moobs- man boobs, just as much so that men can feel the same scrutiny! I want to be out with a girlfriend and say, "gee, that guy is really hot but pity his nipples are so small", or, "look at how flabby his are"…or, "nice arse pity about the chest hair"! Men can say some pretty nasty things about women…come to think about it just as nasty as the things women say to women…now that’s wrong. The majority of women also care about what men think, "man's fashion of breast size consumption"…but they all seem to have different opinions on size, shape, real or fake…what I want to know is why all this debate on the best breast…(I type this as I adjust my push-up bra not really knowing why)? I know everyone says what is within is what matters…then why the fascination with Pamela Anderson? I know men don't have them, but do we go around staring at their crotch!
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Comment by Will from across da road
I think most blokes wouldnt mind if you girls went around staring at their crotch.
Note the spelling......Crotch..eheheee
P.S. we gotta go bowling
Comment by TonyK
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