Valentines Sux!
February 15th 2007 00:20
VALENTINES SUX!
If you are single during this time of the year... Valentines Day is an "over-commercialised money making machine for google-eyed knit wits to superficially profess their love for one-another"...on the other hand, if you are happily google-eyed, its a day to celebrate your naieve glassy look at 'love' (whatever that means to you).
Obviously, I am sceptical due to my clear-eyed singularity. The thing is, there were offers of flowers and romantic dinners....just from the 'wrong' men. And I ask "why cant the wrong men be the right men"? Sometimes I wonder about the difference between the two groups... and the clear differentiation is that the 'wrong' men are into me and the 'right' men (the ones I'm into) aren't. Is this a sick personality flaw that will ensure my inability to pro-create in order to precisley stop the future inheritence of this weird single status...best contraception ever! Is it just me, is it because I will not settle on one of the 'wrong' men that I am single...does everyone else settle...or does everyone, bar me, find the 'right' partner that also thinks you are 'right'.
Anyhow, this months articles on "How to be single and happy", "How to love yourself", "10 ways to ensure a partner for next Valentines Day" are sure to fly off the shelves with a huge portion of the population single...but why does it seem that everyone has someone on Valentines, bar you?
I suggest goggles for the google-eyed and maybe even a crash helmet!...for all those singles I suggest google-eyes...because you can enjoy the day and love with a blind enthusiasm and butterflies...if this is not possible...due to a genetic disorder as I have self-diagnosed...be as sceptical of the fickle nature of "love" as you want, divorce rates, broken hearts, abusive relationships...write it all down in a babble of whining words disguising wishful whims and place it somewhere everyone can see...not as an "up yours" to the lovey-dovey's or even a shrine for singles, but just as a self-fulfilling explanation...p.s. chocolate helps.
If you are single during this time of the year... Valentines Day is an "over-commercialised money making machine for google-eyed knit wits to superficially profess their love for one-another"...on the other hand, if you are happily google-eyed, its a day to celebrate your naieve glassy look at 'love' (whatever that means to you).
Obviously, I am sceptical due to my clear-eyed singularity. The thing is, there were offers of flowers and romantic dinners....just from the 'wrong' men. And I ask "why cant the wrong men be the right men"? Sometimes I wonder about the difference between the two groups... and the clear differentiation is that the 'wrong' men are into me and the 'right' men (the ones I'm into) aren't. Is this a sick personality flaw that will ensure my inability to pro-create in order to precisley stop the future inheritence of this weird single status...best contraception ever! Is it just me, is it because I will not settle on one of the 'wrong' men that I am single...does everyone else settle...or does everyone, bar me, find the 'right' partner that also thinks you are 'right'.
I suggest goggles for the google-eyed and maybe even a crash helmet!...for all those singles I suggest google-eyes...because you can enjoy the day and love with a blind enthusiasm and butterflies...if this is not possible...due to a genetic disorder as I have self-diagnosed...be as sceptical of the fickle nature of "love" as you want, divorce rates, broken hearts, abusive relationships...write it all down in a babble of whining words disguising wishful whims and place it somewhere everyone can see...not as an "up yours" to the lovey-dovey's or even a shrine for singles, but just as a self-fulfilling explanation...p.s. chocolate helps.
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